What not to do in an airplane

You’ve heard blurbs like this before, I daresay:

A suspicious package found in an aircraft washroom on a flight from Chicago yesterday afternoon brought out Ottawa police canine and bomb-disposal units.

A member of the crew found the package about 4 p.m. The plane landed safely and was isolated from the terminal. Passengers were taken off the plane and questioned by police while experts investigated the “package.”

The airport was not closed during the three-hour incident.

This incident, at least, was harmless, as the article concludes:

Police issued a statement last evening saying the suspicious package “has been identified as an electronic device commonly known as an iPod.”

Why bring this up, you ask? Because in this case you can actually hear the other side of the story , from the perpetrator himself. An excerpt:

So I walked up to the stewardesses, both clamoring over the handbook, and tapped one on the shoulder.

“So, I had an iPod before I went to the bathroom, and now I don’t. I think I know what’s in the toilet.”

We had a quick conversation. I told them, “You don’t have to call the TSA or anything, it’s just my iPod.” They said, “Oh, but we already did.”

Read on for details.

A related piece: If you’ve ever wanted to know what would happen if you put dry ice in an airplane toilet (or even if you didn’t), look no further than this hilarious Salon article .

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